If it were to rain cats and dogs
Which is impossible, Iím sure
How fast would they be falling
Towards the death that theyíd endure?
And since they arenít falling up
Velocity will be negative
Do you remember what velocity is?
The position functionís derivative!
If one was to be thrown into heaven
Which is hard to do, I believe
How far must one be tossed up?
How much initial force does one need?
This problem is quite ludicrous
How would I obtain such a feat?
Did we even learn this in class?
Next year Iím taking DiscreteÖ
X to the fifty-fourth minus
Find the maximums; itís on the test
So you better be prepared
Do you know what that requires?
Do you know what that means?
That is one heck of a huge number!
Talk about an extremaís extreme
Please graph the function given
F of X equals X to the eighth
No graphing calculators allowed!
And here I sit, losing my faith
Study! Study! Study!
No mistakes are accidental!
Pssh.. this class is one mistake
That is starting to drive me mental